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Lewis Grizzard Quotes

Biography: Lewis Grizzard was known for his humorous columns and bestselling book... more Biography: Lewis Grizzard was known for his humorous columns and bestselling books. A celebrated Southern humorist, Grizzard wrote syndicated columns for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and authored books like "Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself." His work often reflected Southern life and culture with wit and charm. less
"If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low"
Tags: Love, Relationships, Humor, Metaphor, Feelings
"The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove would be better for you than water, is to put rum or bourbon in it"
Tags: Humor, Improvement, Preference, Beverage, Drink
"There is something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym"
Tags: Society, Irony, Environment, Lifestyle, Health
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato"
Tags: Simple pleasures, Healthy eating, Gardening, Home cooking, Comfort food
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house"
Tags: Relationships, Humor, Life advice, Sarcasm, Marriage
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes"
Tags: Motivation, Success, Determination, Perspective, Leadership
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