“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
“A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body”
“Clean your finger before you point at my spots.”
“To lengthen thy life lessen thy meals”
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“The minute you learn to love yourself, you won't want to be anyone else”
“One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.”
“Failure is not the end, but a stepping stone to greater success.”
“The best way out is always through.”
“Be humble. Be hungry. And always be the hardest worker in the room.”
“I think sometimes in life, the biggest challenges end up being the best things that happen...”
“When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.”
“The key to success is not in the will to win, but in the will to prepare to win.”
