“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless”
“The world isn't fair. That's why I invented Calvinball”
“I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor”
“It takes a long time to write anything that’s worth reading”
“The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.”
“The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can see them.”
“I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul”
“You are what you believe yourself to be.”
“Focusing on one thing and doing it really, really well can get you very far”
“If you're not stubborn, you'll give up on experiments too soon.”
“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”
“Wear your ego like a loose fitting garment.”
“When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.”
“The first wealth is health”
