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Chris Rock Quotes

Biography: Chris Rock is known for being a pioneering stand-up comedian, actor, a... more Biography: Chris Rock is known for being a pioneering stand-up comedian, actor, and filmmaker. Rising to fame with his keen social commentary and sharp wit, he gained prominence on "Saturday Night Live" in the early '90s. Rock's celebrated work includes comedy specials like "Bring the Pain" and films like "Top Five." less

"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars"

Tags: Satire, Comedian, Gun control, Firearms

"Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do"

Tags: Inspiration, Wisdom, Self-awareness, Perspective, Confidence

"A man is only as faithful as his options"

Tags: Relationships, Integrity, Trust, Commitment, Choice

"I used to say drugs and alcohol were bad. Now, I think they’re necessary to cope with life in America"

Tags: Mental health, Life challenges, Addiction, Social issues, Coping mechanisms

"I'll take someone with a passion for anything over someone with talent for everything any day"

Tags: Motivation, Personal growth, Passion, Dedication, Values

"I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier"

Tags: Personal growth, Philosophy, Mindset, Change, Adaptability

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon"

Tags: Irony, Satire, Social commentary, Globalization, Cultural diversity

"Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time"

Tags: Love, Relationships, Happiness, Understanding, Commitment

"I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot"

Tags: Survival, Violence, Safety, Crime, Dark humor

"You don't pay taxes, they take taxes"

Tags: Government, Economics, Personal finance, Taxation, Public finance

"Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing"

Tags: Humor, Expression, Art, Emotions, Music

"Always be yourself and try not to take anything personally"

Tags: Personal growth, Self-improvement, Mindfulness, Confidence, Individuality

"You know you are rich when you don't have to check the price on anything"

Tags: Success, Wealth, Prosperity, Abundance, Luxury

"Life is not fair get used to it"

Tags: Philosophy, Resilience, Life, Perspective, Truth

"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty"

Tags: Perception, Life lessons, Truth, Humor, Deception