"Te perdono por hacerme tirar todo en mi lavadora."
“Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.”
“Just because you break the fourth wall doesn't make you any smarter than me.”
“Here's to us, the lucky ones.”
“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness”
“Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.”
“If you don't program yourself, life will program you.”
“If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.”
“If you want to be the best, you have to do things that other people aren't willing to do.”
“The only limits that exist are the ones we place on ourselves. Dare to dream, and anything...”
“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, ...”
“If you're not flexible, you'll pound your head against the wall and you won't see a differ...”
“When [competitors are] in the shower in the morning, they're thinking about how they're go...”
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
“When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.”