"Te perdono por hacerme tirar todo en mi lavadora."
“You think you're the only one with a traumatic past?”
“There's 206 bones in the human body, 207 when I'm watching gossip girl.”
“Time to make the chimi-f***ing-changas”
“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness”
“If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die”
“What does not destroy me, makes me stronger”
“When [competitors are] in the shower in the morning, they're thinking about how they're go...”
“I strongly believe that missionaries make better products. They care more. For a missionar...”
“A chain is only as strong as its weakest link”
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs”
“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable;...”
“Most decisions should probably be made with somewhere around 70% of the information you wi...”
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing”