"Las tareas del hogar, si las haces bien, te matarán."
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groce...”
“Sometimes I can't figure Christmas. One day it’s here, the next day your poor.”
“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We re...”
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during lunch hour. I've...”
“Neurosis is the result of a conflict between the ego and its id.”
“Get busy living or get busy dying”
“If you can make a decision with analysis, you should do so. But it turns out in life that ...”
“Hurt me with the truth. Don’t comfort me with a lie”
“Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across.”
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.”
“There are two kinds of pain in this world. The pain that hurts, the pain that alters.”
“The best way to predict your future is to create it.”
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, no...”