“Sometimes I can't figure Christmas. One day it’s here, the next day your poor.”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
“Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, ...”
“The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost”
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”
“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I will do what others can’t”
“Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending”
“If his forces are united, separate them.”
“There are no regrets in life, just lessons.”
“Sometimes which choice you make is not as important as making a choice and committing to it.”
“Success isn’t overnight. It’s when everyday you get a little better than the day befor...”
“I think it is possible for ordinary people to choose to be extraordinary.”
“Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”