"卒業式の日は大人にとって辛いです"
“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire, or block th...”
“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
“The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”
“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 1...”
“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright ...”
“The more you learn, the more you earn”
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
“We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize we only have one”
“Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending”
“The best way of learning about anything is by doing.”
“To forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to him is up to me.”
“The best decisions aren’t made with your mind, but with your instinct.”