"笑いと痛み、コメディと悲劇、ユーモアと傷つけの間には細い線があります"
“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single...”
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during lunch hour. I've...”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groce...”
“Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”
“Knowledge is the antidote to fear”
“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear”
“If you don’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you lost.”
“Life isn’t how many breaths you take, but it’s the moments that take your breath away.”
“If you're not flexible, you'll pound your head against the wall and you won't see a differ...”
“Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity.”
“In my mind, I’ve always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y’all just didn’t know yet.”
“If you've got an idea, start today. There's no better time than now to get going”
“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.”