“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut”
“We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master”
“A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book”
“Write hard and clear about what hurts”
“When life puts you in touchy situations, don’t say “Why Me?” Just say “Try Me.””
“There is just one thing that makes your dream become impossible: the fear of failure.”
“Life is a series of commas, not periods.”
“Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call ...”
“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not”
“Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching”
“In the end it is about trying, failing and improving.”
“Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most ...”
“There are moments when troubles enter our lives and we can do nothing to avoid them. But t...”
