George Carlin Quote

"النكتة شيء جاد للغاية"

Translations

MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going f...”

George Carlin

“Autograph your work with quality.”

“There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”

“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two i...”

FEATURED QUOTES

“What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals”

“I very frequently get the question, “What’s going to change in the next ten years?” ...”

“Not all those who wander are lost”

“Perseverance is the key to unlocking your potential”

“Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.”

“In my mind, I’ve always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y’all just didn’t know yet.”

“You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards....”

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”

“Tears are words that need to be written.”

“All you have to do is pay attention: lessons always arrive when you are ready.”