“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going f...”
“When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be wi...”
“Electric toothbrushes are good too, only I prefer them up my ass so I can listen to rock a...”
“The planet is fine. The people are screwed”
“It's not about winning or losing. It's about showing up and being your best.”
“There are two kinds of pain in this world. The pain that hurts, the pain that alters.”
“This too shall pass”
“When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to conside...”
“Certain things in life simply have to be experienced and never explained. Love is such a thing.”
“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?”
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove...”
“The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind”
“Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble”
