“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately”
“We're so self-important. Everybody's going to save something now. "Save the trees, save th...”
“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. I...”
“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in...”
“Most large organizations embrace the idea of invention, but are not willing to suffer the ...”
“Let us rather run the risk of wearing out than rusting out.”
“I believe the truth is only offensive when we’re lying.”
“The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.”
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you’re n...”
“The more you learn, the more you earn.”
“Habit is the best of all servants, or the worst of all masters.”
“The quieter you become, the more you can hear.”
“Knowledge is the antidote to fear”
“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs”