"Luchar por la paz es como follar por la virginidad."
“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity”
“Electric toothbrushes are good too, only I prefer them up my ass so I can listen to rock a...”
“Don’t just teach your kids to read, teach them to question what they read. ”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“Do what you gotta do so you can do what you wanna do.”
“The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing.”
“It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.”
“There are two kinds of pain in this world. The pain that hurts, the pain that alters.”
“Success is where preparation and opportunity meet”
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”
“You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.”
“We should not judge people by their peak of excellence; but by the distance they have trav...”
“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first ...”
“Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freed...”