"The reason I talk to myself is…" — George Carlin

UNVERIFIED

La razón por la que hablo conmigo mismo es porque soy el único cuyas respuestas acepto

Unverified

We haven't checked the source or attribution.

Our editorial team hasn't reviewed this quote yet, so neither its source nor its attribution has been confirmed. Treat it as unverified for now.

Translations

MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get ...”

George Carlin

“Some people see things that are and ask, why. Some people dream of things that never were ...”

“Think off-center”

“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town”

FEATURED QUOTES

“Success is not the key to happiness Happiness is the key to success”

“When you repeat a mistake, it is not a mistake anymore: it is a decision.”

“Training for me is a metaphor for life, period. The dedication, the determination, the des...”

“There are moments when troubles enter our lives and we can do nothing to avoid them. But t...”

“The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me”

“Think back 5 years ago. Think of where you’re at today. Think ahead 5 years and what you...”

“Do not go gentle — cause that rent is always due.”

“When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to conside...”

“The most beautiful thing you can wear is confidence”

“You are a function of what the whole universe is doing in the same way that a wave is a fu...”