"I have certain rules I live by. My…" — George Carlin

UNVERIFIED

私には従っているいくつかのルールがあります。私の最初のルール：政府が言うことは何も信じません。

Unverified

We haven't checked the source or attribution.

Our editorial team hasn't reviewed this quote yet, so neither its source nor its attribution has been confirmed. Treat it as unverified for now.

Translations

MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”

George Carlin

“Don't just teach your children to read, teach them to question what they read”

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it”

“If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe ...”

FEATURED QUOTES

“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”

“All of my best decisions in business and in life have been made with heart, intuition, gut...”

“To accept one’s past—one’s history—is not the same thing as drowning in it; it is ...”

“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.”

“The most we can hope for is to create the best possible conditions for success, then let g...”

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”

“We see our customers as invited guests to a party, and we are the hosts. It’s our job ev...”

“There is no way around hard work, embrace it”

“Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war”

“You are what you believe yourself to be.”