"世の中で最も重大な犯罪は規則を破る人々によって犯されるのではなく規則に従う人々によって犯される"
“A joke is a very serious thing”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
“I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
“The wise warrior avoids the battle.”
“The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.”
“Love never keeps a man from pursuing his destiny.”
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but p...”
“Tomorrow is promised to no one”
“No runner ever won a race buy looking over his should and demeaning the competition.”
“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.”
“Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits”