"The main reason Santa is so jolly is…" — George Carlin

UNVERIFIED

サンタがそんなに陽気なのは全ての悪い女の子がどこに住んでいるかを知っているからです

Unverified

We haven't checked the source or attribution.

Our editorial team hasn't reviewed this quote yet, so neither its source nor its attribution has been confirmed. Treat it as unverified for now.

Translations

Related tags

MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything”

George Carlin

“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping ...”

“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work. ”

“A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”

FEATURED QUOTES

“You don’t need directions, just point yourself to the top and go!”

“Doors will slam in your face. You must pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and knock agai...”

“I didn't come this far to only come this far, so we've still got further to go”

“To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.”

“We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize we only have one”

“Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.”

“You need to fail in order to find the right solution”

“Success will always be driven by focus & effort — and we always control both.”

“I strongly believe that missionaries make better products. They care more. For a missionar...”

“There are two kinds of pain in this world. The pain that hurts, the pain that alters.”