“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going f...”
“Think off-center”
“Some people see things that are and ask, why. Some people dream of things that never were ...”
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, o...”
“The first step to achieving your goal, is to take a moment to respect your goal. Know what...”
“A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be busy with...”
“Stay humble in victory and gracious in defeat.”
“Friends congratulate me after a quarterly-earnings announcement and say, 'Good job, great ...”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“The quieter you become, the more you can hear.”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
“The more we define ourselves in relation to the people around us, the more lost we are.”
“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear”
