"棒球是唯一一种在镜子里看起来是倒退的主要运动。"
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the ...”
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that”
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
“A chain is only as strong as its weakest link”
“Every startup should address a real and demonstrated need in the world. If you build a sol...”
“Words have a magical power. They can bring either the greatest happiness or deepest despair.”
“I believe the truth is only offensive when we’re lying.”
“You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago.”
“The mind can only think about one thing at a time. Make sure it's the right thing.”
“You are a function of what the whole universe is doing in the same way that a wave is a fu...”
“When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to conside...”
“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible”
“The biggest risk is not taking any risk”