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“The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post T...”
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George Carlin

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
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George Carlin

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist”
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George Carlin

“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in...”
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George Carlin
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Jeff Bezos

“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”
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Mahatma Gandhi

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'”
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Audrey Hepburn

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
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Mahatma Gandhi

“Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful”
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Sydney Sweeney

“Stay humble in victory and gracious in defeat.”
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