“She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
“Those are my principles and if you don't like them well I have others”
“The expert in battle moves the enemy and is not moved by him.”
“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”
“The more you confront the uncomfortable, the more you will become comfortable with it”
“The root of suffering is attachment.”
“We should not judge people by their peak of excellence; but by the distance they have trav...”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”
“Neurosis is the result of a conflict between the ego and its id.”
“Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
“You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one, eac...”
“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”