“I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”
“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions — the curtain was up.”
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know.”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“When someone else's happiness is your happiness, that is love”
“To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.”
“Inhale the future, exhale the past”
“Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”
“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”
“The ego is not master in its own house.”
“Wars are not won by fighting battles; wars are won by choosing battles”
“The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do”
“If you've got an idea, start today. There's no better time than now to get going”
“The enemy is fear. We think it is hate, but it is fear.”
