“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know.”
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
“Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”
“Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana”
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you’re n...”
“There is just one thing that makes your dream become impossible: the fear of failure.”
“Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.”
“Sometimes you just have to ask yourself 'Am I having fun?'”
“One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.”
“The future belongs to those who see possibilities before they become obvious”
“When you realize who you live for, and who's important to please, a lot of people will act...”
“The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.”
“The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.”
“We see our customers as invited guests to a party, and we are the hosts. It’s our job ev...”