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Larry David Quotes

Biography: Larry David is known for co-creating the television show "Seinfeld" an... more Biography: Larry David is known for co-creating the television show "Seinfeld" and creating and starring in "Curb Your Enthusiasm." Born in 1947 in Brooklyn, New York, David worked as a stand-up comedian before transitioning to television writing. His unique brand of humor has garnered critical acclaim and a dedicated fanbase. less

"It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction."

Tags: Creativity, Truth, Imagination, Writing, Storytelling

"You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes."

Tags: Humor, Sarcasm, Wit, Comedy, Social commentary

"Anyone who is elected mayor of a city has a few screws loose."

Tags: Mental health, Humor, Politics, Public service, Personality traits

"I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk."

Tags: Humor, Communication, Connection, Wit, Conversation

"I'm not trying to represent another person. I'm OK with people recognizing my work as writer and creator. I'm better off suited by being myself."

Tags: Creativity, Individuality, Authenticity, Self-expression, Writing

"An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

Tags: Customer service, Customer satisfaction, Client relations, Service industry

"I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with"

Tags: Communication, Social dynamics, Comfort zone, Social interaction, Introversion

"I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors—the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things; neighbors want your time"

Tags: Community, Time management, Privacy, Introversion, Personal boundaries

"When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom"

Tags: Motivation, Success, Mindset, Creativity, Innovation

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man—there's your diamond in the rough"

Tags: Personal growth, Empowerment, Confidence, Individuality, Authenticity

"Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy"

Tags: Relationships, Happiness, Mental health, Psychology, Well-being

"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied"

Tags: Collaboration, Conflict resolution, Diplomacy, Negotiation, Compromise

"A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone."

Tags: Personal growth, Self-awareness, Love, Relationships, Humor