"People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it…" — Louis C.K.

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La gente dice, 'Mi teléfono apesta.' ¡No, no es cierto! El peor teléfono del mundo es un milagro. Tu vida apesta. Alrededor del teléfono.

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