“People are giving themselves therapy by doing stand-up comedy.”
“Life's too short to be an asshole as an adult”
“It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal.”
“I've always had a talent for getting the right cast.”
“Love is not blind. It simply enables one to see things others fail to see.”
“You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago.”
“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright ...”
“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
“Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”
“If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.”
“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.”
“With drive and a bit of talent, you can move mountains.”
“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself”
“Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning, the devil says, “Awe s...”
