“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
“It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can...”
“Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.”
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.”
“I don’t count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re...”
“You are not defeated when you lose. You are defeated when you quit.”
“Love is not blind. It simply enables one to see things others fail to see.”
“Don't let the fear of losing be greater than the excitement of winning”
“I believe the truth is only offensive when we’re lying.”
“Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending”
“Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.”
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity”
“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”
