“Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a f...”
“I don't think comedians make an impact; I think they're a reflection of what's happening.”
“I don't think people understand how much work goes into making somebody who looks like it'...”
“People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Beca...”
“Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble”
“The more you know, the more you know you don't know.”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”
“The quieter you become, the more you can hear.”
“There are two kinds of pain in this world. The pain that hurts, the pain that alters.”
“You have power over your mind—not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength ”
“Bad artists copy. Good artists steal. ”
“I say luck is when an opportunity comes along and you're prepared for it.”
“Every blessing ignored becomes a curse.”
“I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.”
