Stephen Colbert Quote

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"Cualquiera puede leerte las noticias. Prometo sentir las noticias por ti."

Translations

“The best way to lose an election is to tell the voters your plans.”

Stephen Colbert

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“The truthiness is, anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.”

“I am America, and so can you.”

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