“I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world.”
“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met”
“If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”
“I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious.”
“I didn't come this far to only come this far, so we've still got further to go”
“The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.”
“When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.”
“Success will always be driven by focus & effort — and we always control both.”
“When you find your path, you must not be afraid. You need to have sufficient courage to ma...”
“Life always waits for some crisis to occur before revealing itself at its most brilliant.”
“I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection”
“You don’t need directions, just point yourself to the top and go!”
“People cry not because they’re weak, it’s because they’ve been strong for too long.”
“Friends congratulate me after a quarterly-earnings announcement and say, 'Good job, great ...”
