"You can't have everything. Where…" — Steven Wright

UNVERIFIED

No puedes tener todo. ¿Dónde lo pondrías?

Unverified

We haven't checked the source or attribution.

Our editorial team hasn't reviewed this quote yet, so neither its source nor its attribution has been confirmed. Treat it as unverified for now.

Translations

MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“I went to a place to eat it said breakfast any time so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance”

Steven Wright

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

“I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.”

“The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.”

FEATURED QUOTES

“We choose not randomly each other. We meet only those who already exists in our subconscious.”

“In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I...”

“He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.”

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”

“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”

“Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.”

“There are no regrets in life, just lessons.”

“If something stands between you and your success – move it. Never be denied.”

“When [competitors are] in the shower in the morning, they're thinking about how they're go...”

“Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble”