"I think God's going to come down and…" — Steven Wright

UNVERIFIED

فکر می‌کنم خدا می‌خواهد بیاید و تمدن را به خاطر سرعت زیاد متوقف کند.

Unverified

We haven't checked the source or attribution.

Our editorial team hasn't reviewed this quote yet, so neither its source nor its attribution has been confirmed. Treat it as unverified for now.

Translations

MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“I planted some bird seed a bird came up now I don't know what to feed it”

Steven Wright

“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”

“How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?”

“I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast duri...”

FEATURED QUOTES

“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing”

“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”

“One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve alwa...”

“Sometimes in life, you gotta step up and face your fears head-on”

“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”

“Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.”

“Everybody want to know what I would do if I didn't win... I guess we'll never know.”

“Sometimes it takes years for a person to become an overnight success”

“To forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to him is up to me.”