“I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious.”
“I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast duri...”
“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”
“I planted some bird seed a bird came up now I don't know what to feed it”
“Successful people are those with successful habits”
“It ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward”
“You either play the game or let the game play you.”
“The magic you are looking for is in the work you're avoiding”
“If you don’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you lost.”
“If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians”
“The root of suffering is attachment.”
“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
“Difficulties break some men but make others”
