“Inappropriate humor belongs in the home, behind closed doors.”
“I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share that w...”
“I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work”
“I just fell in love with this notion of being able to reinvent myself, morph and change.”
“You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one, eac...”
“Training for me is a metaphor for life, period. The dedication, the determination, the des...”
“The key to success is not in the will to win, but in the will to prepare to win.”
“If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die”
“Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague.”
“The purpose of our lives is to be happy”
“Every failed experiment is one step closer to success.”
“Your mind must be stronger than your feelings”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
