“Inappropriate humor belongs in the home, behind closed doors.”
“I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share that w...”
“No matter how much I try to be just a normal guy, I can't help but put a joke in there eve...”
“That's what we do in this family, by God. We look out for each other.”
“When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.”
“No one can continually insult you or hurt your feelings without your permission.”
“I never lose. I either win or learn.”
“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
“Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and...”
“Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the obstacles you overcome.”
“The only limits that exist are the ones we place on ourselves. Dare to dream, and anything...”
“The most we can hope for is to create the best possible conditions for success, then let g...”
“I believe the truth is only offensive when we’re lying.”
“I like the challenge of trying different things and wondering whether it’s going to work...”
