"子供が成長する前に、子供を学校に連れて行くような小さな楽しいことを楽しんでください"
“No matter how much I try to be just a normal guy, I can't help but put a joke in there eve...”
“There's a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes”
“I'm a simple guy. My favorite dessert is cherry pie.”
“I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. ”
“God does not play dice with the universe.”
“I never lose. I either win or learn.”
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing”
“Be where your enemy is not.”
“Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there.”
“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it”
“Let your actions do your talking for you.”
“What does not destroy me, makes me stronger”
“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead ...”
“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”