"私は自分のコメディが他のコメディアンに少し誤解されていると思います。"
“I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!”
“Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?”
“I love playing interesting people, not just characters who say funny things”
“I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I don’t take myself too seriously. Everything I learned I...”
“In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I...”
“I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what...”
“Don’t count the days; make the days count.”
“An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory”
“When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges, in order to...”
“Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement.”
“Turn your wounds into wisdom”
“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 1...”
“The future belongs to those who see possibilities before they become obvious”
“Determination. No matter what field you're in, determination will surely get you to the top.”