"私は自分のコメディが他のコメディアンに少し誤解されていると思います。"
“I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!”
“I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work”
“I make some of the best chicken wings. You will be amazed.”
“I just fell in love with this notion of being able to reinvent myself, morph and change.”
“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else”
“Don’t be afraid to be ambitious about your goals. Hard work never stops. Neither should ...”
“You never fail until you stop trying.”
“The first wealth is health”
“Your ability to communicate is an important tool in your pursuit of your goals, whether it...”
“Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and m...”
“Believe you can and you're halfway there.”
“True desire in the heart for anything good is God’s proof to you sent beforehand to indi...”
“Sometimes you just have to ask yourself 'Am I having fun?'”
“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent...”