“I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. ”
“Enjoy the little fun things—like taking your kids to school—before they're all grown up”
“No matter how much I try to be just a normal guy, I can't help but put a joke in there eve...”
“Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?”
“Be humble. Be hungry. And always be the hardest worker in the room.”
“Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity.”
“You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards....”
“When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.”
“The most important quality for an investor is temperament, not intellect”
“Everyone is jealous of what you got, but no one is jealous of how you got it”
“No runner ever won a race buy looking over his should and demeaning the competition.”
“There are two kinds of pain in this world. The pain that hurts, the pain that alters.”
“Genius is 1% talent and 99% percent hard work”
“Not all those who wander are lost”
