“If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans”
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.”
“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”
“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... wh...”
“I never viewed myself as particularly talented. Where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, wo...”
“All you have to do is pay attention: lessons always arrive when you are ready.”
“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
“His hands can’t hit what his eyes can't see.”
“Fear is just another word for ignorance”
“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but...”
“Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.”
“Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war”
“Not all those who wander are lost”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
