“I don't believe in the afterlife although I am bringing a change of underwear”
“How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?”
“If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans”
“In California they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows”
“We see our customers as invited guests to a party, and we are the hosts. It’s our job ev...”
“I never lose. I either win or learn.”
“The more you learn, the more you earn.”
“Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague.”
“Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.”
“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.”
“Memory without the emotional charge is wisdom.”
“Hurt me with the truth. Don’t comfort me with a lie”
“In the heat of battle when every muscle screams to give up, discipline is what separates t...”
“How you spend your time will determine where the rewards will come in your life.”
