"私の教育は悲惨でした 私は精神的に乱れた教師のための一連の学校に通いました"
“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
“I'm thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
“I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
“Plan for what it is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.”
“The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.”
“Failure is not the end, but a stepping stone to greater success.”
“Doors will slam in your face. You must pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and knock agai...”
“Instead of resisting to changes, surrender. Let life be with you, not against you.”
“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”
“You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant”
“Success isn’t overnight. It’s when everyday you get a little better than the day befor...”
“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than ...”