Advice Quotes
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before"
"There are three things worth having in this world: courage, good sense, and caution in those who speak better than they write"
"Never ask a barber if you need a haircut"
"Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear"
"Necessity never made a good bargain"
"Study carefully, the character of the one you recommend, lest their misconduct bring you shame."
"My father told me, 'Name your price in the beginning.'"
"Climb not into the judgment seat as yet."
"He that won't be counseled can't be helped."
"Better to shun the bait than struggle in the snare"
"I always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you keep scrambling, if you keep going, someone will always, always give you a hand"
"The road to hell is paved with adverbs"
"Be courteous to all but intimate with few"
"The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute. The man who does not ask is a fool for life."
"If you hate your parents, the man, or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree"