Cynicism Quotes

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" "Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation." "The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog" "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house" "If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out?" "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist" "We will gradually become indifferent to what goes on in the minds of other people when we acquire enough knowledge of the crudities of life" "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." "I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me." "The television business is a cruel and shallow money trench a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs for no good reason" "That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it" "When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat" "It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" "What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."