Life advice Quotes

"There are more old drunks than there are old doctors so I guess we’d better have another round" "Find what you love and let it kill you" "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" "In the game of life, it’s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season" "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house" "Living in a dream of the future is considered a waste of time. You have to live in the present and let the future take care of itself" "Never have more children than you have car windows." "To every problem there is a most simple solution" "Hang on to your youthful enthusiasms -- you'll be able to use them better when you're older " "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." "If you aim at nothing, you will hit it every time " "Always follow your own path and trust your instincts" "If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot" "It’s never too late to become who you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over." "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose"