Philosophy Quotes

"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune." "If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever." "I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." "How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?" "He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still." "He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened." "If you would take, you must first give, this is the beginning of intelligence." "Having nothing, nothing can he lose." "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." "All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions." "In rivers, the water that you touch is the last of what has passed and the first of that which comes; so with present time." "Love is a serious mental disease." "Cunning... is but the low mimic of wisdom." "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." "Wisdom alone is the science of other sciences."