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Sex Quotes

"Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love"

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."

"Sex pleasure in woman, as I conceive it, is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon"

"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best"

"I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman."

"Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex: you thought you had to have it and it could only be good."

"Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing."

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions"

"Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex"

"Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it"