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نظريتي حول الأعمال المنزلية هي إذا لم تتكاثر الأشياء أو تنبعث منها رائحة أو تشتعل فيها النيران أو تسد باب الثلاجة فدعها وشأنها. لا أحد آخر يهتم. لماذا يجب عليك؟

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