"My theory on housework is, if the item…" — Erma Bombeck

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Ma théorie sur le ménage est que si l'objet ne se multiplie pas, ne sent pas mauvais, ne prend pas feu ou ne bloque pas la porte du réfrigérateur, laisse-le. Personne d'autre ne s'en soucie. Pourquoi devriez-vous?

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