“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during lunch hour. I've...”
“Sometimes I can't figure Christmas. One day it’s here, the next day your poor.”
“Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, ...”
“Today is your day, your mountain is waiting. So get on your way.”
“There is just one thing that makes your dream become impossible: the fear of failure.”
“I think it’s very important to have a feedback loop, where you’re constantly thinking ...”
“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”
“The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.”
“Confusion is a luxury which only the very, very young can possibly afford and you are not ...”
“Friends congratulate me after a quarterly-earnings announcement and say, 'Good job, great ...”
“I never lose. I either win or learn.”
“A team aligned behind a vision will move mountains”
“The secret of life is to fall seven times and to get up eight.”
