"Here's all you have to know about men…" — George Carlin

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Aquí tienes todo lo que necesitas saber sobre hombres y mujeres: las mujeres están locas, los hombres son estúpidos. Y la principal razón por la que las mujeres están locas es porque los hombres son estúpidos.

George Carlin Comedian

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